if my girlfriend was wearing this when i got home… IT’S SEXY TIME!!!
(Source: productiveslacker, via fatalintentions)
I’ve been hacked!!!
…by an amazingly hot guy who loves me very much and has decided to mess with me. GOD HE TURNS ME ON!!!
Ok, time to go floss my cat.
That is all.
—The Blue Ninja
Life size Stormtrooper cake made by Oakleaf Cakes for the Arisia Sci-Fi Convention in Boston, Massachusetts. 6’4” tall, almost 300 pounds of delicious Empire goodness.
THAT IS A MOTHER FUCKING CAKE!!
(via fatalintentions)
Relationships are Harder Now,
Because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online, sex became easy, the word “love” gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking, getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became natural.
(Source: tedeezy, via fatalintentions)
- store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
- me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
- store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
- me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
- store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
- me: /looks down at her captain america tee
- store guy: /happy seal-clapping
- me: oh my god we match
- store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.
man when i try to explain to the majority of straight people in my life that i find some guys aesthetically attractive/enjoy looking at them (so many actors, haha) but have absolutely no desire to date/sleep with them, THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL. (so wait, but that means… you’re not really gay?) need to share this chart. xD
(via sigur-roskolnikov)
